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Tell us everything
Share golfer names, foursomes, inside jokes, sponsor info, off-limits topics, and the one person who absolutely deserves it most.
Golf Tournament Entertainment
The Funniest Hazard on the Course.
Two comedians. One tee box. Up to six hours of PG-13 custom roasting as every foursome walks up. Turnkey setup included — canopy, microphones, speakers, and signage — with optional fundraiser add-ons.
Planning a golf tournament? Request a quote or email bookings@hireaheckler.com.
Make one hole unforgettable.
$1,500
Packages start at
2 Comedians
Live at the tee box
Up to 6 hrs
On-course activation
Custom
Roasts for golfers, sponsors, and VIPs
Anchor product
The Heckle Hole
We set up at any tee box — par 3, first tee, long drive hole, closest-to-the-pin contest, or wherever makes sense for your event. Our job is to get every golfer who walks up laughing, rattled, and trying not to shank it. Names, outfits, handicaps, sponsor teams, and questionable life choices are all fair game, calibrated to your crowd.
- 2 comedians at the tee box
- Up to 6 hours of tee-box heckling
- Branded canopy, table, microphones, and speaker
- Event-appropriate roast material calibrated to your crowd
- Light sponsor shoutouts built into the set
- We roast every foursome that comes through
- Optional on-hole fundraising menu
We show up at a tee box and spend up to six hours trying to make your golfers shank it. We can pair with almost any hole format — closest to the pin, long drive, first tee, or a high-traffic tournament stop. The goal is simple: make one part of the course unforgettable.
The lineup
Meet the Hecklers
Two stand-up comedians. One tee box. A whole lot of regrettable swing thoughts.
How it works
Three steps to the funniest hole on the course.
Funny, clear, and built around one unforgettable tee box.
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We write the roast
Custom chirps, crowd work, and sponsor-safe material — built around your event, your golfers, and your cause.
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We show up and create chaos
We roast the golfers, hype the sponsors, and turn bad shots into donation opportunities. If they want a mulligan, silence, a clip, or revenge on a buddy, the fundraiser menu gives them a reason to spend.
Golf packages
Packages & pricing for golf tournament entertainment.
Three packages. Same basic goal: make your golf tournament funnier, more memorable, and easier to raise money around. Prices below are starting points based on a standard Southern California golf tournament. Final pricing depends on event size, schedule, number of comedians, travel, custom writing, content needs, and how many activations you want us to run.
Tee Box Heckle Package
Starting at $1,500
Best for: Charity tournaments, corporate outings, school golf events
Up to 6 hours on-course
- 2 professional comedians
- Setup at any tee box or high-traffic spot
- Heckling and roast commentary for every group
- Sponsor shoutouts
- Branded canopy and table setup
- Microphones and speaker included
Tee Box + Fundraiser Menu
Starting at $2,000–$2,500
Best for: Events serious about raising extra money on-course
Up to 6 hours on-course
- Everything in the Tee Box Package
- Full fundraising menu at the hole
- Heckle Insurance, Emergency Mulligans, Silence the Hecklers
- Last Laugh Towel Challenge and Buy the Clip
- Optional merch towel and sticker sales
- On-hole collection support
Tee Box + Awards Roast
Starting at $3,000–$4,000
Best for: Booster events, corporate outings, foundation tournaments with big personalities
Full day — on the course and at the awards dinner
- Two comedians at the tee box
- Fundraiser menu option at the hole
- 10–15 minute custom awards dinner roast
- Light awards ceremony hosting
- Custom jokes about VIPs, coaches, sponsors, or organizers
Optional add-ons
Stack more comedy, content, or course coverage.
Stack any of these onto a core package. Each is priced separately and can be combined into a custom quote.
Registration Roast
Starting at $750–$1,000
Comedians roast golfers as they check in. Outfit jokes, team name jokes, pre-round trash talk, sponsor plugs.
Awards Dinner Roast
Starting at $750–$1,500
Custom 10–15 minute roast of coaches, sponsors, VIPs, the worst foursome, or whoever earned it most.
Awards Ceremony MC
Starting at $500–$1,500
Host the awards with comedy: announcing winners, raffle hype, sponsor thank-yous, longest drive, worst swing, and more.
Practice Green Putting Roast
Starting at $750–$1,500
Pre-round putting contest. The comedians heckle every putt. Great warm-up activity before shotgun start with optional bracket format and sponsor prizes.
Roaming Heckler Cart
Starting at $1,500–$2,500
Comedians roam the course by cart — 3–5 minute roast stops at different groups, sponsor reminders, mulligan prompts, and content moments. Subject to course approval and pace-of-play rules.
Heckle Hut
Starting at $1,500
We set up a stationary comedy booth anywhere it makes sense — registration, the turn, the clubhouse, cart staging, the 19th hole, or another high-traffic spot. No tee box required.
Private Group Heckle
Starting at $750–$1,500
Not a tournament — just you and your buddies. One comedian follows your group for all or part of a round and heckles specifically you, specifically the whole time. Good luck.
Raw Clips Folder
Starting at $500
Usable footage from the day, organized and delivered after the event. Good for your own social media team.
Edited Highlight Reel
Starting at $1,000+
2–5 minute edited recap video: best roasts, crowd reactions, sponsor moments. Can be used for next year’s fundraiser promo, social, or sponsor recaps.
Pre-Tournament Heckle One-Offs
Starting at $25–$250+
Sell before the round via QR code:
- • Roast My Buddy ($25)
- • Premium Roast with submitted ammo ($50)
- • Foursome Roast ($100)
- • VIP/Coach/Boss Callout ($100–$250)
Travel
Southern California home base. Nationwide bookings.
Available for golf tournament entertainment anywhere in the U.S.
No travel fee for most SoCal events
No travel fee for most events in Orange County, Los Angeles County, San Diego County, Riverside County, San Bernardino County.
We travel anywhere in the U.S. Travel costs outside Southern California are quoted based on your location, schedule, number of comedians, and equipment needs. Typical add-ons cover drive time, overnight stays, flights, hotel, ground transportation, and equipment needs.
Service areas
Orange County, Los Angeles, San Diego, Riverside, and San Bernardino golf tournament entertainment — plus charity golf tournaments, corporate golf outings, and golf fundraiser events nationwide.
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Southern California Golf Tournament Entertainment
Hire A Heckler serves golf tournaments across Southern California, including Orange County, Los Angeles County, San Diego County, Riverside County, and San Bernardino County. We bring live tee-box roasts, golf tournament comedians, sponsor-friendly comedy, and optional fundraiser games to charity golf tournaments, school booster events, corporate golf outings, alumni tournaments, and private golf events throughout the region.
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Golf-specific testimonials coming soon
We’re booking our first golf tournament activations now. After the first events, this section will include real organizer feedback, photos, and results.
Book golf tournament comediansFAQ
Golf tournament entertainment FAQ.
Common questions about golf tournament comedians, tee-box roasts, fundraiser menus, and travel.
Is it mean-spirited?
Not by default. We’re not trying to hurt anyone’s feelings — the goal is everyone laughing together, including the person getting roasted. Think PG-13 crowd work, not a roast battle. If your crowd wants more heat, we can dial it up. We match the energy the event calls for and define off-limits topics in advance.
Can we keep it sponsor-safe?
Yes. We default to event-appropriate material — sharp enough to distract a golfer mid-swing, clean enough that sponsors aren’t calling you Monday morning. Before the event, you give us the tone, off-limits topics, and any sponsor requirements.
Do you write custom material?
Yes. Golfer names, handicaps, foursomes, sponsor names, inside jokes, tournament name, coaches, VIPs, and donor info all help. The more good material we get in advance, the more personal the roasts feel.
Can this help our tournament raise money?
Yes. The Fundraiser Menu gives golfers simple ways to spend at the hole: insurance, mulligans, silence, clips, photos, towels, and premium challenges. The exact pricing, revenue split, and donation handling are agreed to before the event.
Do you offer awards dinner roasts?
Yes. We can add a 10–15 minute custom roast after the round for coaches, sponsors, organizers, VIPs, or the people who deserve it most.
Can you MC the awards ceremony?
Yes. We can host awards, raffle drawings, sponsor thank-yous, longest drive, closest to the pin, worst swing, and other post-round moments with comedy.
Do you travel outside Southern California?
Yes. Most events in Orange, Los Angeles, San Diego, Riverside, and San Bernardino counties have no travel fee. Events outside Southern California are quoted based on distance, schedule, overnight needs, flights, hotels, and equipment.
How early should we book?
Golf season fills fast. We recommend reaching out at least 60–90 days before your event to lock the date and give us time to write stronger custom material. Last-minute bookings may be possible depending on availability.
Book tee-box roasts
Ready to make your tee box the most talked-about stop on the course?
Tell us the date, the course, the event, and how much chaos you want. We’ll build a custom quote around your tournament.
For golf tournament bookings, request a quote or email bookings@hireaheckler.com.