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Tell us who is volunteering for emotional cardio.
Share the event, the crowd, the people we are roasting, and the topics that should stay untouched.
Custom roast entertainment
Custom roast entertainment you can hire.
Custom live roasting and heckling for golf tournaments, fundraisers, corporate events, birthday parties, retirement parties, fantasy football drafts, and private parties.
Funny, sharp, PG-13 when you want it, and built to feel like event-safe comedy with just enough emotional liability.
Custom
roasts written for your room
PG-13
available without losing bite
Safe
for sponsors, donors, and bosses
PG-13 available
Custom-written roasts
Event-safe delivery
Professional heckling, sponsor-friendly aim
How it works
Three steps to controlled comedy damage.
A good roast has guardrails, prep, and timing. The chaos is theatrical. The process is very much on purpose.
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We write the good-natured verbal damage.
Our comedians build custom jokes, crowd work angles, sponsor nods, and event-specific material.
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We show up, read the room, and roast responsibly.
Golfers, bosses, birthday legends, fantasy draft commissioners, and whoever technically agreed to this all get their moment.
Events we roast
Good-natured verbal damage for very hireable situations.
Bring us a crowd, a target list, and a few boundaries. We will bring the jokes, crowd work, and professionally questionable energy.
Golf tournaments
Tee box hecklers, roast holes, sponsor-friendly bits, and custom golfer chirps that become the story of the round.
Charity fundraisers
Playful pressure, donor energy, and auction-room punchlines that keep the cause feeling fun and generous.
Corporate events
Professional Friendly Fire for teams, leaders, sales kickoffs, retreats, awards nights, and client-safe celebrations.
Birthday parties
Custom roasts for the guest of honor, their friends, and the decisions that somehow led everyone here.
Retirement parties
A victory lap with jokes about legacy, office lore, and the suspicious speed of the exit plan.
Fantasy football drafts
Draft board humiliation, commissioner accountability, and enough football nonsense to feel official.
Weddings and bachelor parties
Optional, tasteful, and only for groups who want playful roast energy. We roast. We do not ruin weddings.
Alumni events
Old stories, school pride, class rivalries, and the kind of jokes that make donors remember the night.
Golf tournaments
The most memorable hole on the course.
Turn one stop on the course into the thing every foursome talks about after the round. Great for charity tournaments, alumni fundraisers, and sponsor activations.
Give your guests something to talk about besides their slice.
Tee box hecklers, a Roast Hole, Shank Tank, Heckle Hut, custom golfer roasts, sponsor-friendly comedy, optional signage, and optional video clips all fit the format.
Tee box hecklers
A comedian stationed near the tee with custom chirps, crowd work, and a sponsor-safe sense of menace.
Roast Hole
Turn one hole into the most memorable stop on the course with jokes, signage, and tournament lore.
Shank Tank
A themed comedy stop for bad swings, heroic excuses, and people blaming the wind on a still day.
Heckle Hut
A branded spot where golfers get roasted, photographed, clipped, and sent back to their cart with character growth.
Custom golfer roasts
Send names, handicaps, inside jokes, team names, and backstories so the material lands cleanly.
Video and social clips
Optional highlight moments for fundraisers, alumni tournaments, sponsor recaps, and social posts.
Packages and pricing
Pick your preferred level of public accountability.
Sample packages are starting points, not stone tablets. Final pricing depends on runtime, travel, writing depth, number of roast targets, and production needs.
60-90 minutes
The Quick Burn
Starting at $750
A focused private-party roast set for birthdays, retirements, fantasy drafts, and small gatherings.
- Pre-event intake
- Custom jokes for 1-3 roast targets
- Clean, PG, or PG-13 tone
- Host-ready run of show
3-5 hours
The Roast Hole
Starting at $2,500
The golf tournament favorite: a staffed comedy hole built for charity events, alumni outings, and sponsor fun.
- Tee box heckling or themed roast hole
- Custom golfer and foursome material
- Sponsor-friendly comedy
- Optional signage and clips
Custom runtime
The Corporate Friendly Fire
Custom quote
Controlled, professional event roasting for companies that want sharp comedy without HR entering the chat.
- Topic guardrails and off-limits list
- Leadership or team roast options
- PG-13 available
- Run-of-show coordination
Premium experience
The Full Verbal Assault
Starting at $5,000
A bigger custom roast activation with deeper writing, more targets, stronger theming, and full event energy.
- Expanded custom writing
- Multiple comedians available
- Event theme and sponsor integration
- Premium prep and production support
About
Sharp comedy, soft landing.
Hire a Heckler is run by comedians who create custom roast entertainment for events that want the laugh without the legal department blinking too hard.
We punch up, keep it playful, and read the room. The material is written for your event, your audience, and your boundaries, whether the night calls for clean crowd work or PG-13 Friendly Fire.
Start the roast planWe punch up and keep it playful.
The goal is laughs, not collateral damage. Good roast comedy feels like the room is in on the joke.
You choose the rating.
Clean, PG, PG-13, or spicy but safe. We match the room, the host, and the event stakes.
The material is custom.
Names, stories, inside jokes, company lore, foursomes, sponsors, and off-limit topics all shape the set.
Pricing scales with the chaos.
Runtime, travel, writing depth, number of targets, and production needs shape the final quote.
FAQ
Yes, there are guardrails.
Reasonable questions from people who like jokes but also enjoy keeping their jobs, guests, donors, and relatives.
Is this mean?
No. It is roast entertainment, not bullying. We keep the room laughing with people, not watching one person get cornered.
Can you keep it clean or PG-13?
Yes. You choose the comedy rating during booking: Clean, PG, PG-13, or spicy but safe.
Do you write custom jokes?
Absolutely. The best laughs come from event details, names, stories, sponsors, teams, and the tiny personal facts people regret sharing.
Do you roast specific people?
Yes, when they are part of the plan. We can roast a guest of honor, boss, team, golfers, wedding party, draft league, or a rotating crowd.
Do you need information ahead of time?
Yes. Names, backstories, event goals, audience profile, and off-limits topics help us make it feel custom and controlled.
Can this work for golf tournaments?
That is one of the best formats. A roast hole, tee box heckler, Shank Tank, or Heckle Hut can make one stop on the course unforgettable.
Can we approve topics that are off-limits?
Yes. Off-limit topics are part of the process, especially for corporate events, fundraisers, weddings, and mixed-age crowds.
Do you travel?
Yes. Travel can be included in the quote depending on location, runtime, and production needs.
Can we get video clips?
Yes, optional clips can be planned for tournaments, fundraisers, private parties, and social recaps.
How much does it cost?
Pricing depends on runtime, event type, writing depth, travel, number of roast targets, and production needs. The packages above are sample starting points.
Get a quote
Let us know who needs to be humbled professionally.
Tell us the event, the targets, the boundaries, and the desired level of emotional liability.
Event-safe, customized, and not cruel.
You can approve the tone, share off-limit topics, and choose the rating. We roast. We do not bully.