Golf tournaments
The Heckle Hole: comedians at a tee box roasting every group that comes through.
Explore The Heckle Hole →Birthdays · Bachelor parties · Corporate · Fundraisers · Golf
Professional hecklers for any event.
Hire real stand-up comedians to roast your guests, your boss, or the birthday boy. Custom material written for your people, delivered live. Our specialty: The Heckle Hole at golf tournaments.
Custom-written roastsTone you approve in advanceSoCal-based · Booking nationwide
What we do
Events we destroy — in a good way.
If there’s a room full of people and someone who deserves it, we can roast it.
Birthday parties
A real roast for the guest of honor — written from the stories their friends send us.
Custom quoteBachelor & bachelorette parties
One last public humiliation before the big day. Lovingly delivered.
Custom quoteCorporate events
Roast the boss, hype the team, punch up an awards dinner or company outing.
Custom quoteFundraisers & galas
Turn donors, sponsors and volunteers into the show — and help sell the ask.
How we raise money →Retirements & everything else
Retirements, fantasy drafts, alumni nights, softball leagues. If it has an audience, we’re in.
Custom quoteThe Heckle Hole in action
Dana Hills High School Football Golf Tournament
Tijeras Creek Golf Club · Rancho Santa Margarita, CA
175
golfers
40+
foursomes
1
tee box
Every group in the field came through our tee box on the 5th hole. Nobody got out clean — and the booster club is already asking us back.
Read the event recap →
“Scott and Tanner had every one of our teams cracking up. Such a good time — we’ll definitely be having them back next year.”— Jason, DHHS Football 12th Man Booster Club
Our specialty
The Heckle Hole. The funniest hazard on the course.
Our comedians set up at any tee box and roast every group that walks through. Canopy, mics, speakers and signage included. Your golfers get a story. Your tournament gets a new revenue line.
- Any tee box. First tee, contest hole, wherever the traffic is.
- Built to fundraise. Heckle Insurance, Emergency Mulligans, Silence the Hecklers and more.
- Sponsor-aware. We work your sponsors into the bits, not against them.
Raising money?
We don’t just entertain your fundraiser. We help it raise more.
Nobody says no to a donation when a comedian is standing next to them. Here’s how we turn laughs into dollars.
On-hole fundraiser menu
Golfers pay for Heckle Insurance, Emergency Mulligans and a moment of silence. Revenue handling is agreed in advance.
See the menu →The Heckler’s Cup
$0 upfront. Golfers buy a 1 or bid for a 0, with closest to the pin and a $10,000 ace prize. We split the revenue 50/50, our share capped.
How the Cup works →Gala and dinner roasts
Roast your honorees, warm up the room, and give the paddle raise a push it wouldn’t get from a slideshow.
Plan it with us →Pricing
Clear pricing. No surprises.
Every event gets a custom quote. Here’s where things start.
Parties & corporate
Custom quotebased on runtime, travel and writing
- Best for
- Birthdays, bachelor parties, retirements, company events
- Includes
- Custom material written for your guests
The Heckle Hole · Book Direct
Starts at $1,500flat fee for your tournament
- Best for
- Tournaments with an entertainment budget
- Add-ons
- Fundraiser menu, MC work, content packages
The Heckler’s Cup
$0 upfrontWe run it. You raise more.
- Best for
- Charity and fundraiser golf tournaments — any cause
- How we’re paid
- 50/50 split of Cup buy-ins, our share capped
How it works
Three steps to a better event.
1
Tell us about the event
Audience, venue, goals, and the people who deserve it most.
2
We build the comedy
Custom material and an agreed off-limits list before anyone grabs a mic.
3
We show up and deliver
Setup through performance. You enjoy your event. We handle the heckling.
Tone control
Your event. Your people. Your line.
We find the edge without driving the cart over it. You approve the tone before anyone grabs a mic.
Tone approved in advanceCleaner or edgier by requestOff-limits topics set before the eventSponsor-safe when neededCustom material
Where we play
Southern California home base. Booking nationwide.
From the Mexican border to the Central Coast, plus Las Vegas and Phoenix — and anywhere else you want us.
Southern California & Central Coast
Orange CountyLos AngelesSan DiegoRiversideSan BernardinoVenturaImperialKernSanta BarbaraSan Luis ObispoMonterey
Desert golf markets
Get a quote
Tell us who we’re roasting.
Takes about a minute. Pick your event type and we’ll only ask what matters for it.
FAQ
Questions before the roasting starts.
Do you only do golf?
No. The Heckle Hole is our specialty, but we roast birthdays, bachelor and bachelorette parties, retirements, corporate events, fundraisers and pretty much anything with an audience.
How much does it cost?
Every event gets a custom quote. The Heckle Hole starts at $1,500, and charity golf tournaments can book the Heckler’s Cup for $0 upfront.
Can we really book you for $0 upfront?
For any fundraiser golf tournament, yes — charity, school, church, club or cause. With the Heckler’s Cup, golfers buy in on the tee box, we collect everything, and revenue splits 50/50 with our share capped.
How mean do you get?
As mean as you want and no meaner. You set the tone and the off-limits list before the event.
How far do you travel?
We’re based in Southern California and book nationwide. Travel is quoted per event.